Vox Hunt: Babe Up In Arms

Show us a picture of you when you were a baby.
Submitted by yuki.

I tweaked the title of the Hunt, so you will get some sort of idea of what kind of baby I was.  I was loud. I was demanding.  I would shriek until my face was an iridescent purple.  If I was carried out of a room leaving a single eardrum intact, it was considered a very stunning defeat.

I was fat.  I had a full head of dark hair.  And I believed in the morality of crawling:  as both expression and locomotion, it was a child's right. A right of passage, so to speak.  I investigated all aspects of crawling - backwards, forwards - until giving into society's demands and sense of shame and deciding to stand up on two legs.  I'm not sure how old I was - Mother claims I was nineteen, but I have not yet confirmed that fact.

Anyway, I will never ignore an opportunity to post my picture.  So here I am, Baby Aubrey:  demanding to know where the hell I am, and wondering if I could somehow use my eyes to get that Kodak Brownie out of my face:

Aubrey Wants An Explanation